Author: Natasha Sapp

WARNING content may not be suitable for readers under 18; contains graphic discussion materials about sex, sexual violence

Younger couples, singletons may forgo traditional ways to celebrate the holiday in order to erase bad childhood memories of creepy, drunk relatives, fights, boring moments with uncle so and so, aunt such and such’s mental illness on display, perhaps to even supplant the memory of a death in the family, a horrific accident occurring on or around this day years before. These people need things to do on traditional holidays too.

But wait, this is a case where the kid did earn his place on the honor roll, no matter if it was by one point or, as the mathematicians in multiple comment sections pointed out, one hundredth of a point; countering misleading headlines bolstering this woman’s outrage and feeding the supposedly righteous debate regarding standards, causing everyone to wonder about the quality of education, it was one D and one C, not a grade report filled with C’s and D’s that landed this child on the honor roll.

Unfortunately for all the success, all the good attributed to what he had done and how he has done it, Nick Saban is a sad little boy trapped inside of a man, still today at 62, who can’t get the disappointed voice of his father out of his head.